i’m going to buy the duck whistle from that duck dynasty show and move to anaheim and follow ryan kesler around and blow it every time he tries to speak
if he asks me what i’m doing i’ll say “keslurking” and eat a slice of pizza while staring at the camera like i’m on the office
Daww :) you’re the best. I like you. Thanks :D
do you ever just
that one of your friends
male or female
is like, really hot?
but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way
but in a
‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’
I think about this a lot.
"It’s not that I’m not friends with ugly people… It’s just we don’t have a lot in common"
Haha mean girls reference
Sometimes I get really depressed and think I’d just like to die, but then I find myself looking both ways before crossing the street and realize I must not want to die that badly after all.